The title of this one is, “I Called my Husband a Bug.”
So this morning as I laid in bed with my husband beside me, I felt something touch the top of my ear. I froze in horror as I thought of a bug walking across the outer lobe of my ear and waited for the sensation to happen again before I made any sudden moves, thus scaring the multi-legged creature away. Within seconds I felt it again so I felt now was the time to take immediate and swift action. I slapped it silly thinking I would strike it dead with one sudden move. Instead I heard my husband say, “Ow! What are you doing?!” Uh-oh! My husband was the so-called bug that I felt touching my ear and I slammed him hard with my hand and scratched his nose with my nails. Then once I realized what had happened I started laughing. “I thought you were a bug!!” Poor fella…it’s never boring being married to me…and my husband said he has never been called a bug before. 🙂